Introduction

OK, so with my first post underway, I can tell you some things that you may want to know. Firstly, I have got absolutely no idea what is going on as I have never blogged (is that even a word?) before, never read a blog, never wanted to make a blog and never wanted to read one either. So I have no idea on what sorts of things people say in these blogs (so just imagine what was going through my head in the English Language exam in year 10, where 1/3 of the marks were for a blog of all things. Damn). Of course, that isn't the only problem that I face, oh no. Secondly, as mentioned before, my identity has been stolen by perhaps the ninth-least trustworthy site I have ever encountered's inevitable hackers and malware. Thirdly, I appear to have misplaced my copy of Of Mice and Men. Fourthly, I have no idea how often I am supposed to make these things. I also have absolutely no idea how long they should be. Or what sort of things should be in them. This could end badly...